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MadMattUK
10-20-2002, 09:37 PM
U guys got any funny band practice/ jam session experiences or anecdotes? Please share them!
MadMattUK
10-20-2002, 09:48 PM
For example like ur bassist mite admit he was a homesexual...
Black Star
10-20-2002, 09:55 PM
was trying out my neighbors amp, it fell of a bench type thing, the first input broke, i bought it 15 minutes later from him, and i still have it. But input 2 sounds fine.

The same jam session......my freinds sucked and got booed at by people passing my house, but they cheered me on. My freinds left :)
suppaenitetere
10-20-2002, 11:23 PM
Well... my bassist is an idiot so i have several from him.

The first one was after wed played together for awhile he shows up with his prized jet black bass covered in ducktape. I ask him why and all he can say is he thought it would be cool. He came back the next time with a sticky ass bass that you could see the ducktape goop still on it.

The second one, far better than the last one(wow the last one really want funny...) was he came with a bag of tacos. He put is bass on and was sitting down with it waiting for me to set up when some of the beans spilt all out the backside and onto his pickups/strings. It was one nasty mess.
calcioguy9
10-21-2002, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by suppaenitetere
Well... my bassist is an idiot so i have several from him.

The first one was after wed played together for awhile he shows up with his prized jet black bass covered in ducktape. I ask him why and all he can say is he thought it would be cool. He came back the next time with a sticky ass bass that you could see the ducktape goop still on it.

The second one, far better than the last one(wow the last one really want funny...) was he came with a bag of tacos. He put is bass on and was sitting down with it waiting for me to set up when some of the beans spilt all out the backside and onto his pickups/strings. It was one nasty mess.


ha ha ha, stupid bassists. good stories.
MadMattUK
10-21-2002, 06:37 PM
LOL good stuff guys. Anymore?
JiMi=GoD
10-22-2002, 07:00 PM
haha, whilst practing in the hired room we practice at we were playin foxy lady and i was thinkin of the film waynes world at the same time (those of you who have seen it will undertand) whilst playing i started to pole dance with the mic stand whilst playing guitar, and the drummers dad walks in to take us home!
lol...funny at the time!
MadMattUK
10-22-2002, 07:32 PM
:D
ohz
10-22-2002, 08:35 PM
bassists are the funniest. my bro is a bassist.
MadMattUK
10-22-2002, 08:37 PM
oh yeah bassists are peculiar types eg Jason Newsted i mean wtf?
Mr B
10-23-2002, 07:22 AM
when we first met up to jam in was during the day in a really bad club called Giros (www.warzonecollective.com for more info) and we went in, and it was pitch black, we couldn't find the light switch and had to go round all the walls with a lighter held really close to see anything, which was extremely dangerous as there was so much spilt beer, we coulda blown ourselves to hell. We eventually found it, about ten feet up in the right hand corner of the room.

It took about half an hour.
MadMattUK
10-23-2002, 10:38 AM
LOL! Well my funniest experience was when we were doin our rendition of Seek and Destroy and i was playin rite next to the drummer. He thumped his crash symbol so hard that the symbol and stand fell over. My guitar emitted this huge feedback noise until eventually silence. I was thrashing away for ages but nothin was happening. I couldnt understand it cause the lead was still stuck in the amp and my guitar. Eventually i realised the edge of the symbol had sliced rite through the lead like a knife through butter!! It was such a perfect cut... it cost me 6 bucks for a new lead/cable.

Bloody drummers for u tho huh?
gud4nothing
10-24-2002, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by Mr B
when we first met up to jam in was during the day in a really bad club called Giros (www.warzonecollective.com for more info) and we went in, and it was pitch black, we couldn't find the light switch and had to go round all the walls with a lighter held really close to see anything, which was extremely dangerous as there was so much spilt beer, we coulda blown ourselves to hell. We eventually found it, about ten feet up in the right hand corner of the room.

It took about half an hour.


LOL! nice one, Mr.B:D